50 Things I Plan On Doing During College Football's Off-Season
Folks, before you start this article, please go ahead and grab a seat. I’ve got something to tell you and I’m not totally sure how you’re going to take it:
Ready? Ok, here goes: We... (//holding back tears//)...are about to enter our first Saturday in five months ...(//sniffling//)...without college football.
Yeah, I know, I’m hurting too. But we can work through this. I just know we can.
No, it won’t be easy. The idea that we won’t have any college football in our lives these next few months is a tough pill to swallow. There will be no more Johnny Football. No more of Les Miles’ hat or Charlie Strong’s hoodless sweatshirt. No more of Will Muschamp uncomfortably screaming at a third-string long snapper for no apparent reason. And I can’t lie, so far I haven’t taken it too well. Along with the death of my goldfish “Chip” (No, I swear, there was no particular reason I named him that), this is undoubtedly the toughest thing I’ve had to deal with so far in 2013.
At the same time, I will not let it keep me down. Yes, college football season may be over, but dammit, that doesn’t mean my life has to be! And without the sport consuming 18 hours of my day, every Saturday I’m free to live a little bit. Frankly, there are a number of things I’ve wanted to do over these past couple months that I simply haven’t had the chance to.
Well thankfully, now I do have that time, which is why late last night I decided to grab a pen and paper and make a list. A list of 50 Things I Plan on Doing Now That College Football Season is Over. I did it last year, and I will probably do it again next year too. They say the best way to overcome a traumatic event is to make a goofy list of ways you plan on passing the time (ok, so maybe nobody says that) and that’s what I plan on doing today.
Here is my list of 50 Things. And as always, you’re more than welcome to share a list of your own.